February 5, 2001

Excerpt from Across the Line

Here is an excerpt from Across the Line. Becca lives in Ithaca, N.Y. Calder lives in San Diego, California. They are going to the wedding of one of his teammates in a week or so.

Ding ding.
Calder got a text message from Becca around ten, just as he was brushing his teeth. It was pretty late in New York, so he was curious. The text came with a picture. He hoped it was a naked picture, but didn’t think he’d be that lucky.
It turned out to be a snapshot of a red-faced, blurry-eyed Becca in a bar with Savannah and a couple of women he didn’t recognize. They all had half-empty martini glasses in their hands.
Wish you could have been here, hunkman.
His toothbrush sticking out of his mouth like a cigar, he laughed and texted back, Are you drunk?
In the picture? Yes. But that was an hour ago.
What about now?
Pretty much.
Worry furrowed his brow as he pictured her crappy little compact car crumpled against a telephone pole. Call me when you get home so I know you’re safe.
Home already, she replied.
He was typing in a reply when another text from her arrived. And I went shopping today. I got pretty stuff.
Pretty stuff. Whoopee. What did that mean? Shoes, probably. Or nail polish.
Something for the wedding.
He put his phone down, rinsed and spit. Ding ding.
A dress and…unmentionables!!!!
Holy fuck. That got his attention.
Are you impressed that I can spell that in my condition?
He ignored the question and was in the middle of typing “Picture or it didn’t happen” when she texted, I’ll send you a picture. Hold on.
What followed was the longest minute of his life.
His dick got hard during that minute. He paced in his bathroom, eager and anxious. He hoped it was taking a long time because she was putting said unmentionables on. The tension was as high as when he was taking a face-off.
Ding ding.
His phone had gone dim. He cursed as he woke it up.
You know, never mind. I think I’d rather surprise you.
“FUCKITY FUCK, FUCKED-UP FUCKERY.” He inhaled hard through his nose and fought for calm.
Please? He wasn’t above begging. Doesn’t have to be a full-body shot. Just the bra. On you, of course. Please please please.
A long pause.
He counted to five, breathing deeply like a Buddhist priest trying to meditate.
No picture.
Nothing.
The screen timed out again.
FUCKITY FUCK—
No. I really want to surprise you at the wedding.
He wanted to cry. Is there nothing that I can bribe you with? Money? Jewelry? A car?
No. You’ll just have to wait!!! Hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! But it’s all red.
Fuck. Becca in red lingerie.
G’night.
Even in an extreme state of arousal and an even more extreme state of frustration, he chuckled. He was going to get back at her, somehow, some way. Just because she was tipsy during this texted mind fuck didn’t mean she was off the hook. What goes around comes around, baby. When pranked by a teammate, Calder always reciprocated. It was a matter of pride. One-upmanship was not a game he usually lost, not even with girlfriends.
He’d spend some time devising a suitably devilish plan, maybe involving handcuffs, but he had to get rid of his pesky hard-on first.

Photo credit: Chris Corwin and Wonderlane via Wikimedia

January 27, 2001

All In Extras

Poker on The Brain

In trying to understand the mechanics of Texas Hold 'Em and the world of the professional poker player, I read a couple of fantastic books. One was Poker Nation, A High Stakes Low-Life Adventure into the Heart of a Gambling Country, by Andy Bellin. This was a treasure trove of information. I learned some of what it means to lead the life of a professional card player. Of particular interest to me was the Appendix C, The Poker Lexicon. This was a glossary of poker terms that I found fascinating. For instance, you're "coffeehousing" if your augmenting your poker play with a lot of dramatics or talking. A "splash" is when a player throws his chips into the pot before anyone can confirm that it's the right amount of money, a big no-no.

Here's a guide to poker terms if you'd like to find out more.

I also read Read 'Em and Weep, A Poker Bedside Companion. Because this was a collection of short stories, essays, poems, and excerpts, it wasn't as great a research tool, but it was entertaining. I especially liked the historical ones.

The Art of Poker
While writing All In, I, of course, blogged. One Friday, the day of the week I post artwork, I posted the paintings of Teo Alfonso. By chance I had seen that he painted poker related images and so I decided to post some of his stuff. Well, how surprised was I when he emailed me to tell me how pleased he was that I liked his work? Then the man generously offered to GIVE me a painting. How cool is that? Uber cool.

Ol' Blue Eyes
When I realized I wanted to have a scene in front of the fountains at the Bellagio hotel, I tried to recall what the show looked like. Floundering, I described multi-colored fountains but couldn't remember what types of songs I'd heard there. The theme from Titanic didn't feel at all right. Thank goodness for YouTube! I found dozens of videos of the fountain show and to my intense delight even found the Perfect Song. Here's a link to experience it yourself: Fly Me To the Moon.

Bum Titles
It's almost always tough to come up with a title. Here are some of the ones I considered: In the Cards, All or Nothing, Mariah's Wish, Wishing for Tucker, and the very, very bad A Wish and a Player. Okay, they can't all be gems!

Plugged Into Poker
As always, I did some research online. Here are some of the sites I found helpful.

Daniel Negreanu 's Blog at Full Contact Poker - I loved reading about this man's daily life as a pro. I never actually included that much detail about Tucker's job, but I hope that some of the research I did made him come off as someone who made his living playing cards.

The World Poker Tour - This site was invaluable. When I saw it listed hotels and schedules, that's what gave me the idea that Mariah should have followed Tucker's career after they parted ways. I also found bios of various players and how they got started, which helped me create Tucker's background. And the TV show was amazing. I watched it for three hours straight and was surprsingly mesmerized. I was also astonished at how much I had learned about Texas Hold 'Em. I actually followed what was going on as they played. Talk about reversals of fortune! It was exciting television. Really!